What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Black people

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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