A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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Anti Joke

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