Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Man U

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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