A man walks into a bar Ouch

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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i love to lick...

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Homonyms should be band.

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Internet Explorer

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Wright flyer

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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