- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

what's brown and sticky A stick!

i'm hard

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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