your mom was so fat that she died.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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