- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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