- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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