- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Because she has down's syndrome

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Anthony sucks

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Are you Drew?

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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