- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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