- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Im taking a shit right now.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

my gramma died

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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