- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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