- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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