- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

how did the man die he didnt

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Stop. Seriously stop.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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