Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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justin littleton being sucessful

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YOLO

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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