To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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