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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Do you know what color comes after 9?

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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