- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

i just wrote this so hard

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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