- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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