- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

this is not an anti joke

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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