Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

scientology.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

your life

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

dyslexics of the world untie!

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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