A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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