A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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