- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

Set up Punch line.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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