What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Chuck Norris.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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