1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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hi

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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