- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

women's rights

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

I once did something.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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