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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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