Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

watch me nae nae

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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