Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

its all aodhan

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

I can count to potato.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...