- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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