- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Women's rights

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

This is an anti-anti-joke.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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