What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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2 + 2 = 4

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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