What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Refrigerator

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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