- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Harry Chappell raped someone

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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