- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

What do you call white trash Garbage

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

This one time at band camp music was played.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??