- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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