- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Women's Rights.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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