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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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