When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

your social life.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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