- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

you first

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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