- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Your mam is so fat.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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