Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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woman..parallel parking

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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