- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

A miserable man committed suicide.

42, that is all

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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