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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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