- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Derp

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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