- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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