- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What comes after 23? 24.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Christianity

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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