9/11

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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My friend harris is fat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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I'm Batman.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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