- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

every knight i see an owl at window

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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