- Anti Joke

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

69 Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.