Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Potato!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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