The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Muslim athletes.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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