Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Women's Rights

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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