What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Pain Olympics.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died