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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.