What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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roses are red violets are blue

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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