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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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