- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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racism...deal with it!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Sixty... eight

I have a gay camel

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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