- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

every knight i see an owl at window

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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