BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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