What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

your mom

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Vagina.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

what's brown and sticky A stick!

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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