- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Nice belt.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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