- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

A blonde walked into a bar.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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