- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

2 + 2 = 4

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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