A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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