- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Loner.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Santa isn't real

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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