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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Obamacare

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Bean.

Jews

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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